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    Adrian Ling
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    PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:40 pm    Post subject: Off-topic: Best Post of the Year?? Reply with quote

    I've obtained permission from Harvey to reproduce this verbatim here Very Happy

    SUPERTIPS EZINE

    Issue 89: November 8, 2004
    Harvey Segal, Editor

    Hello SuperTips readers,

    Can you solve this riddle ?

    - A man does it standing up
    - A woman does it sitting down
    - A dog does it on 3 legs

    What is it ?

    Well what do you think ?

    Of course - the answer is

    ... shaking hands.

    You didn't think it was something else did you ?

    Now here's another

    I did this
    - Once in 2001
    - Twice in 2002
    - Twice in 2003
    - Twice in 2004

    and each time my wife Sue uttered squeals of delight
    and marvelled at my prowess.

    Any ideas ?

    Of course, you knew it all along.

    I wrote an ebook.

    Well this is Sue's lucky year because I have struck
    again for a third time.

    And it was (a) the shortest so far and (b) all over in
    five minutes.

    Yes, I'm talking about (a) the size of the book and (b)
    how long it takes to read.

    So tell me, would you like to see my prize asset ?

    Ladies please note, no need to pay me - I'm offering it
    for free. Sue says she won't mind if you provide a
    testimonial saying how impressed you are - she's very
    broad-minded.

    Let me know.

    And now for the book

    Viral Marketing SuperTips
    http://www.supertips.com/vm/


    Regards
    Harvey
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    Privacy statement: Your address is NEVER
    sold, traded or shared with anyone.

    To subscribe:
    Mailto:ezine@supertips2.com or
    http://www.supertips.com/ezine/

    Newsletter Archives: click HERE
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    Now, if only I can be half as witty....

    Cheers,
    Adrian
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    Martin.Avis



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    PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:18 pm    Post subject: Smut and Filth. Reply with quote

    Disgusted of Sidcup here.

    Isn't the Internet a quagmire of filth already without this so-called 'Guru' with a clearly made up name (Harvey Segal indeed!) adding to the cess-pit?

    Was he a scriptwriter for Benny Hill and Larry Grayson?

    Is he the power behind Graham Norton's throne?

    WE MUST BE TOLD!

    And what is this tirade of trash-talk promoting?

    A free ebook? Whoever heard of such a thing! Don't be deceived my friends! It isn't a book and it doesn't have any more 'e's' in it than any other book I've read.

    But apart from all that, it really is a good, albeit quick read.

    Well worth taking the five minutes.

    Martin Confused
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    PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Aww ... c'mon Martin ... don't tell me it didn't bring a chuckle out from
    you? Wink

    As much as I like kickstart , Harvey's newsletter is a clear winner Very Happy


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    A
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    PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    That's fightin' talk Adrian.

    Harvey's newsletter better than mine? Impossible!

    You should know by now, it's not the quality, but the frequency that counts!

    Oh, now you've made me stoop to his level.

    Embarassed

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    PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Martin.Avis wrote:

    You should know by now, it's not the quality, but the frequency that counts!


    No, no ... don't give Harvey any ideas about sending newsletters
    out everyday ... his plan is to put his readers in stiches while he quietly plans his next unique viral ebook!


    Harvey - see what your letter did to me ... I should be asleep now
    but can't Sad

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